Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Weregoat?


Satyr, Lycan, Shape Shifter or Weregoat. Whatever you call it, the shit is real (as I have been saying since 5th grade). And now Nigerian police are backing me up and even Reuters is reporting on it.

Let me lay this out as simply as possible:

Some dudes in Nigeria were in the midst of an armed robbery when shit went pear-shaped. A group of Vigilantes got word of the crime and stormed the scene. They chased off the two robbers and then pursued the armed men on foot.

This is where it gets weird so I use the quote, "one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat,".

Yes. TURNED INTO A GOAT.

That is a from the mouth of the Police Spokesperson from Kwara state, Nigeria.

The goat is currently in custody on suspicion of armed robbery.

Read it in all it's glory HERE.

(special thanks to Mokes for the scoop.)

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