The Master

MMMMMMM It's that posin' for Curling, that gets my toes a curlin'

Good wholesome music for the children

-post by Sarooxxx

the "Real" schoolboy track... bitch

School boy soundtrack

School Boy Crushes

Tiffany Brissette(Small Wonder), Josie Davis(charles in charge), Alyssa Milano(who's the boss?)

No people, not a crush on school boys but when you were a school boy who did you have a crush on?

I think I'm not the only one to pitch a tents in my pants for this little robotic number

MMMM Sweet sweet circuits.

I'm older now though so ...

enjoy this - gadfly

Despite what I refer to as my "false Positive" in the homosexuality world (AKA my crush on Scott Baio), For me, it was defiantly the sisters from Charles In Charge.

It seems I am not alone in this. While searching out the show's opening I came across this golden nugget: a three min compilation of Nicole Eggert and Josie Davis from the show.

-Rubber Boy

Grammar Nazi

The Awards Show

On the Academy Awards last night... I can't believe I watched that crap, any way Will Smith, in a moment of awkwardness referenced this video "Boom Goes the Dynamite". Now it may suck to be known online for this display of a real big television "don't" but when a man in black gives you a shout out on a televised event on par with the SuperGayBowl then I guess it is all worth it.



Try to watch as long as you can, the pay off is at 230 or so.
There is quite a history to this little screw up.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Collins_(reporter)

Word of the Week I'd Say!

WOW
This is real, can you believe it!
I love it

Skate session without the skate.

Street skating without the skating part.

This vid felt exactly like a curb session or a set of stairs just without the skating.

The Job

The Crisis of Credit

Awesome



HD Version

ahhhhh, I love prop.

I think the shaking will stop now.

POV Skate Porn

Megaramp POV - watch more skate, snow, surf, and moto videos

Visit with Harper

WTF???

Ignorance defined

Ya know when you start talking to the TV because the stupidest shit you've ever seen is on... see if you can watch this without getting pissed.

I dare you... you can't do it.

Things are not that bad... are they?

As the economy continues crumble to on a global scale the Japanese have taken a subtle yet effective approach to letting us know we are all doomed without saying, "Hey, it's over! Why bother right?"



The Japanese finance minister, Shoichi Nakagawa at the G7 meet-up of guys who tanked the ill-fated system we once had got drunk and slurred his words at a presser on Monday.

The advice is sage indeed. Drink, drink, and drink more because the hangover hasn't even begun.

FYI, he says he had a cold and took some medicine on the plane resulting in his unusual behaviour. Oh and if watch the video it's soooo bad that it doesn't even sound like engrish!

Unexpected.

This is the equivalent of being at an ATM when out of no where a huge shark attacks you. You'd just never expect it.

I wish I haz me a "Saturday Hat"

Sometimes life can get complicated. Sometimes you need something to get grounded, something to keep you going, you've left point A but point B sure seems like a long way away.
Sometimes you need a Saturday hat.

The loneliest guy in America.

He is known as "BigMastadon" on youtube and between this video and the videos in his "favorites" list, I assume this guy is the loneliest man in America.

Stephen King's Secret Acting Career

Mr. KingThere is a lot we don't know about Stephen King. Specifically we don't know that he has a lucrative career as a background performer. I spotted him in the background during the climactic tournament scene of the Karate Kid. Spotting him has been the single most significant moment of my life.

WIN OR LOSE NO MATTER DANIEL SAN

OOOPS ... Look what I did!

Peter Fox

Seriously?, seriously?

I really don't know how to prep you for this video. I started following R2D2 on twitter, he was following Darth Vader, I checked Darth out. Darth had this link up...



I'm now following Darth.

Posting on TFMR grinds to a hault due to absurd event

People,

A ridiculous and nonsensical event has occurred. One so absurd that it has brought TFMR team to not be able to post humorous items (this point is sometimes debatable).

Our own Gadfly has used his questionable (at best) genes to impregnate a woman far out of his "league". How he managed to get her on a first date let alone have her agree to have a child with him is a mystery that several generations of Tiger Woods level philosophers could not decipher.

Athough the rest of the team is in shock that the human race will have to tolerate one more generation of trumped up intelligence claims, extremely bad humor, and weak excuses for excessive weight gain, congratulations are in order.

So to Chris and Amber congratz on the birth of Connor Dick Macarthur.

not a cock knocker... but a cock puller?

Part of the continuing cock cell phone photo series.

Girl Skaters

Remember when girl skaters sucked? Those days are long gone.

Broadcast News (behind the scenes)

TFMR's very own Gadfly used to work in broadcast news and when you ask he'll tell you a million awesome stories about how things really work. He also has great slogans and sayings that industry types use like "if it bleeds it leads" and a million other ones I can't remember. But even with all that experience and knowledge he never told me about this:

cock knocker

If I ever buy a house this WILL be on my front door.

Web stalking

Click the link below. Go ahead. Then type in that special someone's name and see what comes up. As far as web stalking goes this is site a cyber creep's best friend.

PIPL

The source for all your funniest facebook updates that you ripped off from someone WAY funnier than you.

Some of these are pretty good. I just stole one.


http://facebookstatus.blogspot.com/

MIKE VALLELY

Mike V has been a pro skater for 21 years.

MIKE VALLELY - "Twenty-One Years" (2008) from Mike Vallely

Road Sign Hacking (again)

Well, it looks like roadsign Hacking is catching on. Here are a few more pics floating around the internet super highway.

towels cont'd

Productive? What does that entail exactly?

Towel Head?

You Want a CAPE?

Guess who???

*****More BALE-nality********

******UPDATE on BALE*********

Towel Capes

Towel Capes are under appreciated.

Actors Suck

Ok I'll admit it, when I first heard about the Christian Bale tape of him on a set gettin all ape shit at a DP for doing the DP's job I thought, ahhhh duhhh you're little bit of actingness will be useless if the lighting is wrong so WTF? Then I thought... WAIT!!!

Isn't this asshole dead?


Do they have a tape from beyond the boundry?

Sadly no. It was the other guy who died in that flick with the cape and the car, and that chick who was not hot AND in a hollywood big budget movie???

I think they call that Princess Leah Syndrome.
Nevertheless, it does illustrate a wonderful thing about the internets, even if something is news for that moment... and I think this just barely classifies as news, it can get turned around so fast and something good can come from something bad, it's called "Bale Out"

Watch This

Dr. Noorani

I went to see my new Dr. today. I love her. She is brown, an Indian lady from Pakistan.

She told me it is OK to drink 14 beers/week.

Previously, I thought the rule was 8-10.

Just by making a trip to see her I have gained 4-6 beers/week.

Which means I'm only 12 over budget... but still, I really love my new Dr.

Finally, A REAL Documentary!

Dalily Show Alum, Back Again

Love his Steven Wright style.

is this wrong?

Jesus vs Hitler

The Cure?

Shit, am I glad I don't have the disease.

Uni-brows are not a Crime

Skate Boarders have an amazing ability to see the world creatively.
Monkeys have an amazing ability to see a banana.

Korean Art VS Mother Nature

Tarsier Skull

We've all fallen in love with Hyungkoo Lee's awesome Loony Tune Skeletons. They are amazing and if you haven't already seen them you should CLICK THIS HIGHLIGHTED TEXT.

But today I stumbled onto a picture of a Tarsier Skull and all I could think was, Hyungkoo Lee is bad ass but he ain't got shit on Momma Nature.

And even better I found a site that sell's reproductions of the skulls so I don't have to go to Southeast Asian, catch one, kill it, burry it for six weeks and then dig it up. I can order one for $80 from HERE

Here are some of Lee's work:
Tom from Tom and Jerry


Bugs

Coyote



Bonus Tarsier eating video. Too cute not to post.

Future Cop

Hey, maybe the little robo-kid will grow up to be a cop in South Africa

Friends Forever.

I lifted this from these cool people: LINK

I have no idea who made it or where it comes from but it is amazing.

If you have any info PLEASE comment.