Cerfs up.

Vint Cerf
'the father of the Internet'

I love this man. Nay, love is too small. I want to be raped by him.

Was that too much?

Anyway, this is a super high res pic of Uncle Vint (click it) It's the perfect size if you wanna print it out and glue it to a piece of foamcore board and then prop it up across the table as if you and he were having tea or something.

And maybe you just said something stupid about him raping you and then really slowly he looks up at you from his tea with one raised eyebrow as if to say, "that's not funny, young man.".

Even though you can see that he kinda thought it was funny a little.