you know your getting old when you think stamps are cool

I made this for Krista's christmas present, she didn't get it until the 31st but better late then never.

Ahh Shucks! Sidewalk surfers.

We got that B Roll!

Whazzz UP

12seconds Wazzup on 12seconds.tv

I don't know who Ravi is, but this post is for Steve.

When you open this link click on the "continue reading" you can play the song. It's pretty cool.

For Ravi "not shankar" Khajuriazz (sic)

I'm for Panda Rape

Lego Mania

even churchill reminds me of skateboarding

I couldn't find the video to go along with it.

Yeah, it's 20 mins but it is important.

ACTA is evil.

The proverbial "They" are trying to ruin your internet.

Seriously.

Passing secret laws that affect what you do everyday.

Population of countries negotiating ACTA: 1,178,504,491.
Members of public with access to text: 42

Class Post

Han Solo PI.

War documentary.....wow.

Battle for Hearts and Minds Trailer from Danfung Dennis on Vimeo.

Found this on: provideocoalition.com

The shots are amazing considering this is a doc....but you gotta wonder what the fuck they were thinking when they used the hollywood music....

Something Strange..

Who are you gonna call?

Wow. Really.

PhotoSketch: Internet Image Montage from tao chen on Vimeo.

Best Watched on Full Screen or Why We Have the Internet

For Camera Geeks and Philip Bloom Lovers

For Johnny Won Ton

it's a two wheeled death machine, piloted at dangerous speeds

I think it could also be called WAY TOO FUCKING LOUD!!!
turn down your volume.

Do you like it in the can?

The How for Below

Music video with Canon Mark 111 NOT the 5D

So who like Asians, exercise and Poodles?

Don't steal bikes bro.

Bike Thief vs Street Justis from triple on Vimeo.

The Gonz

When the Wife Don't Listen

the worst thing EVER

How to make Ravi smile

Birds on the Wires from Jarbas Agnelli on Vimeo.

he he he

It's funny cause it's true. Except we don't visit krista's mom.

USA=FAG NATION

okay. I'm convinced.

well there's a place....

Well there's a place, be-dum be-dum dum, that I'd rather be, be-dum be-dum dum.... called Sudbury.

ATTN: "Christ"mas is around the corner

Get me this

For johnnie

Gnar Wars by Mike Benson from Mike Benson on Vimeo.

this is from Houman's facebook page

I love the look on the guys face...

Ba-Dum chingggg

Motion-less Action

Best AIr Band

Not a fan of the military but these guys are kickin up a dust storm in Iraq with a neon Bro-Hymn

Really, What's Wrong With This Picture

Music Videos Have Returned

This is a freaking FAN Video

Two Weeks - Grizzly Bear from Gabe Askew on Vimeo.

Cool

The Anthem of My People

fucking password or I would TOTALLY go to this

I tried to embed this but it didn't work....
LOOK AT THE VIDEO AT THE BOTTOM.

http://www.autoblog.com/2009/08/18/video-hey-yall-crash-your-clunkers/

german rod stewart microphone swallow

did he died?

Genius

FUCK I WISH I DID THIS

I love this kinetic shit

Who's this

FUCK, Does it get any better?

Antidote

when you're feeling down, don't just drink with Jesus, SK8 with him too!



http://www.Ramp48.com/

I'm going to put my new children's book, "When God touches your No-No spot, say Yes-Yes" and the sequel, "What would Jesus lick?" on the deck of the ramp!

Watch the whole thing.

Two Girls One Cyst - Watch more Funny Videos

Cleveland Tourism Video, PT2

Stupidest Person Ever

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Best Tourism Video Ever

Am I old or just stupid?

I don't get it?

WOW How to make Rick Astley cool

Influences.

My Influences from Dan Meth on Vimeo.

This just nails it. Seriously WATCH THIS. I guarantee you will love it.

Why go to the movies anymore

Best short I've seen in ages.

you may want to turn the volume down before you push play or ohhhh ya that's what my password was.

Keep'em off the pole...

Be sure to read the note from Mom explaining what the drawing means. Not what you think. (click on the picture to enlarge)

Awesome User-Generated Ad for HP

HP - invent from Tom and Matt on Vimeo.

Some disturbing shit

Look, I like babies as much as the next guy... hell I got me one but CG wasn't meant for this. This is violation of some sort of professional code I'm sure of it.

It's never too soon for keyboard cat

This could be MJ's "candle in the wind"....

Is this AWESOME or what?

Check out Johnnie watching from the sidelines with his dog

Japan youtube MV lots of pre-prod planning

Chris and Connor

Web cam cat confuses dog

Sewer monster

WTF How did I miss this

Net Neutrality

This the the best reason to support net neutrality.

Opera Unite

Maybe this voilates the rules of TFMR and if so, well take it out on Johnny but I thought turning everyone's computer into a server was pretty cool. At least I'll use it to share my files from one computer to the next so FUCK VNC programs ! ! !

That's my geek out for the day...


... carry on

NEW Dinosaur Jr Video.

For the Self Employed

Funny cause it's true

Play time.

Ahh Perfection ...

mmmmmm Tasty

the end of the world...

...wonderfully narrated

Holideck

Amazing 3D immersion technology from IDEO Labs on Vimeo.

Why Newspapers are Dying

Reporter files story just "a wee bit pissed"

it's funny cause it's true

Car Ads are good.

He does it better than you.

Stop.....Vomit time!

Cow born with 7 legs, two spines and lived for ten mins. Make veal your choice tonight.

link!

Why we should have stopped at TNG

SNFU Interview HARDTIMES.CA

The Best Music Video This Year

I can't embed, besides, you want to watch this in HD.

WATCH

The magic of the one-shot take.

Fuck Yeah! KeyBoard Cat Strikes Again

OK it's a meme, but a good one

Balloon Bowl

I'm putting mine on my lap belt... if you know what I'm sayin'

My Life... in Transition

I didn't even see them, I was too focused on the beauty.

Bo Burnham

bo ... oh NO BO, I love Hitler jokes.

Bo Burnham - Men & Women and Love Is

steadicam king

MUTE this one. You are warned. And only wacth the first 25 secs .....but damb that steadicam dude and his focus puller are awesome!!!

Swine Flu... The FIRST VICTIM

It wasn't easy being green, but you did it for us. Thanks from all of us at TFMR

SWINE FLU - THE AD.

Swine Flu? Man, I'm too fast to let it catch me...

God I want to work for these guys

Top Gear, best show on TV and I don't even care that much about cars. Give this a few minutes to get going. It's so worth it.

Some love for Mom...

Check it out before NBC pulls it from YouTube...

manditory download

you must watch this, not just the trailer the whole movie.

"Star Trek is a Gooder! " - johnny wonton

Not according to these guys

good stuff

Too AWESOME

I'm Glad For Good Riddance

Who wants to go skateboarding

When the Elephant fucks the Donkey... Only half of that is a political metaphor.

Right-wing candidate Neal Horsley is running for Governor of Georgia. Before he found Jesus he was a little wild back in the 70's...

more french people

I don't hate french people and I don't hate Jesus either. I love the baby Jesus, I just like french people.

R� Gaillard 'Mario Kart 64 Real Life' clip

It's a good thing me and Big Dap are "tight"... if you know what I"m saying.


Prison Economy Spirals As Price Of Pack Of Cigarettes Exceeds Two Hand Jobs

File under WTF - Someone watched too much TV in the 80's

I can't embed but it's worth the jump. Think about the thing you love the most in this world...

A passion, a person. Your wife, husband, mother or child. Maybe your dog...

That love is nothing compared with this woman's love for the Ninja Turtles.

Can't we all just get along?

I've noticed a fair amount of tension on the site lately... mostly aimed at me. In a bit to turn the tides and have the anger in the groop turned squarely where it should be... at chris, i've included the following video.
Really I just thought it was kinda weird.

After a long hiatus... this is all I have to offer?
how do you spell hiatus... hyatus?... highateus?... higheightus.

future pizza

Johnny used to love the environment. Old johnny would love this box. Future Johnny? Not so much.

Why the Subtitles???

Am I bilingul and didn't know it or did some executive think I was a fucking retard?

I'm a failure.

This is all our dreams. I feel like a failure because my place looks nothing like this and I wish it did. Check out the other pics here.

Zombama

There's really nothing to say about this.

Smells Like Team Spirit

Inside Abu Ghraib

Bea Arthur Dies at 186.

Hollywood's hottest sex symbol is cremated at 186 years young.

Next to Aunt Jemima MS. Aurthur is the longest running sex symbol in America.

The crew at TFMR will miss her deeply.

Reports have come in that Aurthur has actually been dead since the second season of Golden Girls.

Afghan Girl ... and more

I wish I was this creative
One of the BEST SETS ON FLICKR

I don't know why...

Anybody would make such a thing as this? It's like they reached inside my head and pulled out one of my dreams... Bea braless mmm

monkey fighting snakes on this monday to friday plane.

Best TV edit in the history of everything.

you need to watch THIS

If you thought that old broad could belt out a tune check out what Simon does to this little kid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVU4IkzMNIo

Oh and previous "you need to watch this" was totally Monkey and this is waaaay more Monkey then the pic says it is!

He is can pedal good.

The best bike riding ever. Really.

I Want to Kill Myself

This is so FUCKING BRILLIANT I am going to puke and then jump off a bridge

The Lost Tribes of New York City from Carolyn London on Vimeo.

No Wonder They Like Jerry Lewis

I've held fast to my long standing belief that the French just suck. It's not a "Freedom Fries" thing either. No, it is much more a deep moral belief that they suck and they suck a lot. I'm not religious, mostly because I don't live in the Middle Ages and I am literate, but I have seen a Bible once, next to the "Koran in Korean" and I am sure it has something in there about smiting, fighting, or at the very least biting the French due to their universally acknowledged stupidity. If you need more proof ask Johnny, he did Sevec when he was a kid which is actually french for "Diddled by Older French Canadian Priests" and he still went OR you can watch this video. French... the only thing they ever did right was mustard, but not that Dijon shit. Just French's. Sweet French's.

you NEED to watch this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY

one funny fucking bitch

Milf Moms

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Extinction

It's this blatant marketing campaign by these beasts that irritate me the most. I'm glad they are dying off, just after this shot the little one there was lunch. These criminal creatures must die!

Grandma-chine gun

That happened to me.

Gadfly's part-time job when he was living in the Philippines

This job might be as recession-proof as being a pirate.

Photo found here: thepictureisunrelated

Hell yes!

By far the best costume ever made ever. Period. And this comes from a guy who loves dailycostume.com

It's Prom, you want to get lucky...

...Look for the girl in this dress.

Check out this article for more information and where you can purchase this classy frock.

hover board

It ain't this but it is a start

my slippers... that I stole from Krista

This post is for Jess...

These are extreemly comfortable and have great arch support.

myriams cousin

the music alone is worth posting this...

Ride the snake
by robsdus

I love nitro circus

These guys are fucking hilarious.
You have to fast forward to 13:13 for the buck hunter thing, which is fucking hilarious! But the whole episode is really good.
AND REMEMBER "it's better than drywall"

Nitro Circus ep. 4 - Hell Compound from Nitro Circus on Vimeo.

pretty fun...

BOOMBOX from Ely Kim on Vimeo.

dalai lama...I mean...

Hey Ladies...

I was humming this song for the rest of the day

The Difference Between BUSH and OBAMA

Every Once and Awhile

You just gotta rock it "Hair" style

secret surfing sweater

Chewbacca in guy's Guitar

Turtle and Pigeon

Recent "cute" posts have caused internal disputes here at TFMR and it is my personal hope that this video heals those wounds.

I'm pretty sure this guy is an automotive reporter who made this for a chance to get the new ford fiesta for 6 months ahead of everyone else...

I thought it was worth mentioning, and the music is pretty good.

I've been this mad.

I can get really irritated with bureaucracy and dreamed of doing things like this.

Lame... NOT

what was once so stupid, I can now see was sheer brilliance.

Science fairy.

Obama Promises.

Check out I Thought Obama Would Get Me Laid Dot Com for more.

Baby Monkey

Cock Shot

Cock Shot from Invisible Engine on Vimeo.

the funniest thing of 2008

a close second place was the trust fall...

The rubber boys

Just realized that this has been on my bristol board for the last few years... It's the one picture I kept from all the pictures I had on my wall.

Keepin' it Weird.

Which picture is more fucked up?

Mouse with Human Earor
Kanye and his entourage
I feel confused and disoriented by both.

Follow these steps to Greatness Johnnie

For Steve - My Tweetheart

good ole darth... Chad wouldn't have the balls...???

redneck love

NO TITLE

Krista thinks this is stupid. An obvious sign of comedic genius...

Cleansing Song

Don't get me wrong, I love hair bands, so does johnny... come on admit it, click here and you'll know all the lyrics you bitch, but lets just click above and remember our roots for moment

jump to 3:20

holy muther fuckin' shit.

Apparently these guys are well known for there seamless jump to "video gameness" for guitar hero. But this is Eddy VanHalen shit.



DAVID LEE ROTH IS MY HERO!!!

Will it flush?

Posted by Sarah :)

Immersive video

Click on the image and drag around to look.

For Ravi

I thought you might get a kick out of this, the last one is great.

four?... Ten.

Click this link to watch THE BEST ACTOR OF ALL TIME!!!

He's also the best guesser I've ever seen.

HA!

the hardest workin' man in show buisness

My definition of jean-E-eye

AND... wait for it it's at the end. But I've been enjoying this show lately. AGAIN it's at the end.

ummmmm.... what did he just say???

... and why is he wearing a table cloth?

I knew it !

MHG's: Stuck on Rinse: In a van down by the river

MHG's: Stuck on Rinse: In a van down by the river



Rob Mutha Fuckin Madill babykins!

Ice Ice Sorry....

Spermtastic.

99 problems but a bitch ain't one....

Build your own custom video playlist at embedr.com

gladfly discovered the main site and sent me the link. I then found that someone created a crazy embedded embedded thing which had them all....anyway...there's lots here to think about.

For Johnny

I believe that this is right up Johnny's sense of humour alley

Ike and Tina

From Deb Vindasius's Facebook Photos

Awesome

Awesome Printer video

Mistabishi - Printer Jam from Hospital Records on Vimeo.

Please Say Something (full)

Please Say Something - Full Length from David OReilly on Vimeo.
HD VERSION HERE.

You kill you a hog....

Fred and Sharon

This is, quite seriously, a brilliant web film. It defies convention and breaks filmic rules with out pretension. I have watched it over and over.

The Master

MMMMMMM It's that posin' for Curling, that gets my toes a curlin'

Good wholesome music for the children

-post by Sarooxxx

the "Real" schoolboy track... bitch

School boy soundtrack

School Boy Crushes

Tiffany Brissette(Small Wonder), Josie Davis(charles in charge), Alyssa Milano(who's the boss?)

No people, not a crush on school boys but when you were a school boy who did you have a crush on?

I think I'm not the only one to pitch a tents in my pants for this little robotic number

MMMM Sweet sweet circuits.

I'm older now though so ...

enjoy this - gadfly

Despite what I refer to as my "false Positive" in the homosexuality world (AKA my crush on Scott Baio), For me, it was defiantly the sisters from Charles In Charge.

It seems I am not alone in this. While searching out the show's opening I came across this golden nugget: a three min compilation of Nicole Eggert and Josie Davis from the show.

-Rubber Boy