A ridiculous and nonsensical event has occurred. One so absurd that it has brought TFMR team to not be able to post humorous items (this point is sometimes debatable).
Our own Gadfly has used his questionable (at best) genes to impregnate a woman far out of his "league". How he managed to get her on a first date let alone have her agree to have a child with him is a mystery that several generations of Tiger Woods level philosophers could not decipher.
Athough the rest of the team is in shock that the human race will have to tolerate one more generation of trumped up intelligence claims, extremely bad humor, and weak excuses for excessive weight gain, congratulations are in order.
So to Chris and Amber congratz on the birth of Connor Dick Macarthur.
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Cheers to that.
ReplyDeleteHaHa - you boys are crazy! Can I even comment here, or is it a sacred boys-only zone!?
ReplyDeleteLove you all,
-Amber