future pizza

Johnny used to love the environment. Old johnny would love this box. Future Johnny? Not so much.

Why the Subtitles???

Am I bilingul and didn't know it or did some executive think I was a fucking retard?

I'm a failure.

This is all our dreams. I feel like a failure because my place looks nothing like this and I wish it did. Check out the other pics here.

Zombama

There's really nothing to say about this.

Smells Like Team Spirit

Inside Abu Ghraib

Bea Arthur Dies at 186.

Hollywood's hottest sex symbol is cremated at 186 years young.

Next to Aunt Jemima MS. Aurthur is the longest running sex symbol in America.

The crew at TFMR will miss her deeply.

Reports have come in that Aurthur has actually been dead since the second season of Golden Girls.

Afghan Girl ... and more

I wish I was this creative
One of the BEST SETS ON FLICKR

I don't know why...

Anybody would make such a thing as this? It's like they reached inside my head and pulled out one of my dreams... Bea braless mmm

monkey fighting snakes on this monday to friday plane.

Best TV edit in the history of everything.

you need to watch THIS

If you thought that old broad could belt out a tune check out what Simon does to this little kid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVU4IkzMNIo

Oh and previous "you need to watch this" was totally Monkey and this is waaaay more Monkey then the pic says it is!

He is can pedal good.

The best bike riding ever. Really.

I Want to Kill Myself

This is so FUCKING BRILLIANT I am going to puke and then jump off a bridge

The Lost Tribes of New York City from Carolyn London on Vimeo.

No Wonder They Like Jerry Lewis

I've held fast to my long standing belief that the French just suck. It's not a "Freedom Fries" thing either. No, it is much more a deep moral belief that they suck and they suck a lot. I'm not religious, mostly because I don't live in the Middle Ages and I am literate, but I have seen a Bible once, next to the "Koran in Korean" and I am sure it has something in there about smiting, fighting, or at the very least biting the French due to their universally acknowledged stupidity. If you need more proof ask Johnny, he did Sevec when he was a kid which is actually french for "Diddled by Older French Canadian Priests" and he still went OR you can watch this video. French... the only thing they ever did right was mustard, but not that Dijon shit. Just French's. Sweet French's.

you NEED to watch this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY

one funny fucking bitch

Milf Moms

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Extinction

It's this blatant marketing campaign by these beasts that irritate me the most. I'm glad they are dying off, just after this shot the little one there was lunch. These criminal creatures must die!

Grandma-chine gun

That happened to me.

Gadfly's part-time job when he was living in the Philippines

This job might be as recession-proof as being a pirate.

Photo found here: thepictureisunrelated

Hell yes!

By far the best costume ever made ever. Period. And this comes from a guy who loves dailycostume.com

It's Prom, you want to get lucky...

...Look for the girl in this dress.

Check out this article for more information and where you can purchase this classy frock.

hover board

It ain't this but it is a start

my slippers... that I stole from Krista

This post is for Jess...

These are extreemly comfortable and have great arch support.

myriams cousin

the music alone is worth posting this...

Ride the snake
by robsdus

I love nitro circus

These guys are fucking hilarious.
You have to fast forward to 13:13 for the buck hunter thing, which is fucking hilarious! But the whole episode is really good.
AND REMEMBER "it's better than drywall"

Nitro Circus ep. 4 - Hell Compound from Nitro Circus on Vimeo.

pretty fun...

BOOMBOX from Ely Kim on Vimeo.

dalai lama...I mean...

Hey Ladies...

I was humming this song for the rest of the day

The Difference Between BUSH and OBAMA

Every Once and Awhile

You just gotta rock it "Hair" style

secret surfing sweater